"Go get me a banana. No, actually, two bananas."
"You are not MacGuyver. This is never going to work."
"No, no. TRUST me, this will totally work. Can you chew that gum any faster?"
"This is the third piece of gum, my jaw hurts, so no."
"Alright, fine. While you chew that, go get me a banana. No, actually, two bananas."
"Where the hell do you expect me to find a banana?"
"Seven-Eleven? Here's a dollar. Stop giving me that look. Here's twenty cents, too. Bananas. Go."
"This is definitely not going to work."
nt - 7/23/10
Notes: This actually happened at work today (the banana-fetching, not the rest of it). I wish I was kidding. People friggin' owe me. I can't even begin to describe how absurd my job is sometimes.
Short and sweet today... Anomaly is getting a little quality time with my caffeinated brain.
"The Banana Boat Song" by Harry Belafonte is surprisingly relevant to this post.